I'm pretty disturbed by the photo of Jamie Lynne Grumet on the cover of Time Magazine. Can you blame me? I mean...What the Fergie? Here we go again with another baby with teeth attached to a woman's breast. He's on a stool as if he actually needs to be; as it's clear he could reach her breasts by simply standing on his toes. And she, this Jamie woman, she's actually attractive. No mother with a child that age looks that put together, unless... you're pretty much every amazing fricken' mother I know.
Yes America, here it is. The not so new face of motherhood. Fly, refreshed, perky breasts, clothes without spit up and a child with teeth attached to our breasts. Run for your lives... because we are here to ruin it. Yes I said it. A mother nursing her child is coming to a city near you to freak you out, give you the willies, over-sexualize her breasts all in an effort to make your life hell. Simply because all of the responsibilities she faces in one day i.e. her own personal challenges, work, providing, ovulating (we should get a life time supply of Haagen Dazs for that alone) spraying stain removers in places there should NEVER be stains... isn't enough. Uh huh. Nope, we make it our business to dine out and strategically nurse because we want to make you feel disgusted while lunching at Houston's.
Yes America, here it is. The not so new face of motherhood. Fly, refreshed, perky breasts, clothes without spit up and a child with teeth attached to our breasts. Run for your lives... because we are here to ruin it. Yes I said it. A mother nursing her child is coming to a city near you to freak you out, give you the willies, over-sexualize her breasts all in an effort to make your life hell. Simply because all of the responsibilities she faces in one day i.e. her own personal challenges, work, providing, ovulating (we should get a life time supply of Haagen Dazs for that alone) spraying stain removers in places there should NEVER be stains... isn't enough. Uh huh. Nope, we make it our business to dine out and strategically nurse because we want to make you feel disgusted while lunching at Houston's.
